{"id":4505,"date":"2024-04-09T10:11:43","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T16:11:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/novusliterary.com\/?p=4505"},"modified":"2024-04-23T10:38:47","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T16:38:47","slug":"yelping-bar-342","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/novusliterary.com\/2024-archive\/yelping-bar-342\/","title":{"rendered":"Yelping Bar 342"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>If you leave a message that means anything,<br>I promise I\u2019ll call you. Here\u2019s proof:<br>It was imperative that I return Ren\u2019s purse<br>that she left looped to the chairback at the bar last night<br>when she got blackout drunk.<br>I texted her three times before realizing<br>the phone that I was texting was in the purse I held.<br>So I began the inverse of the long walk<br>I\u2019d taken home to retrieve my car<br>to leave the purse with the day bartender<br>since I had no way of contacting Ren<br>and I imagined her first move would be<br>to call up to the bar to see if anyone<br>had found a purse the night before.<br>Jimmy, the owner, had bought me that last shot<br>of Canadian Club, raised his glass, and said,<br>\u201cOne for the ditch,\u201d but if I made<br>one good decision last night without endorsing<br>some lax notion of free will, it was because<br>I didn\u2019t know I\u2019d hear the Edsel Ford<br>marching band\u2019s bass drum, snares, and brass<br>over the din of traffic on Outer Drive this morning<br>with the west wind at my back.<br>If this is pep\u2014banal, monosyllabic, metaphysical\u2014<br>I\u2019ll un-stopper it and put it in my step<br>before kicking fallen sugar maple leaves.<br>That school\u2019s namesake takes a belt<br>of Cutty Sark for how woefully he\u2019s been<br>forgotten and composes a letter to James Couzens<br>with fountain pen by lamplight.<br>If, like Ford and Couzens, I had a freeway<br>named after me, if it were a \u201938 Lincoln Zephyr<br>I was retrieving, my car with its silly domed roof<br>and balding tires and my friend Ren<br>wouldn\u2019t be in the Bar 342 parking lot<br>when I walked up, and there would be more<br>to do than wait for the door<br>of that windowless cinderblock building to open.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you leave a message that means anything,I promise I\u2019ll call you. Here\u2019s proof:It was imperative that I return Ren\u2019s pursethat she left looped to the chairback at the bar last nightwhen she got blackout drunk.I texted her three times before realizingthe phone that I was texting was in the purse I held.So I began [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":35,"featured_media":4556,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"art_contributors":[],"literary_contributors":[339],"class_list":["post-4505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry","literary_contributors-freeman-cal"],"acf":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/novusliterary.com\/2024-archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/image.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/novusliterary.com\/2024-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/novusliterary.com\/2024-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/novusliterary.com\/2024-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/novusliterary.com\/2024-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/35"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/novusliterary.com\/2024-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4505"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/novusliterary.com\/2024-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4506,"href":"https:\/\/novusliterary.com\/2024-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4505\/revisions\/4506"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/novusliterary.com\/2024-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/novusliterary.com\/2024-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/novusliterary.com\/2024-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/novusliterary.com\/2024-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4505"},{"taxonomy":"art_contributors","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/novusliterary.com\/2024-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/art_contributors?post=4505"},{"taxonomy":"literary_contributors","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/novusliterary.com\/2024-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/literary_contributors?post=4505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}