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Author: Sandee Gertz

Grimm’s

The ticket stabber is over-
flowing on hour ten of my shift.
“¡Vamos pendeja, vamos!” Miguel
yells over the counter. I flip off
the food heater and stick three
ice cubes down my bra, then stack
table 34’s plates on my left arm.
“Lex, I need a follow” she runs
over and grabs the last basket of
chili cheese tots. An hour later,
the counter is empty and wiped
clean of grease. I restock sauces in
the walk-in and sit down for the first
time today. I clock out at 10:45, say
my rounds of “Goodnight” to the last
standing servers. Pepper spray clutch
in hand, I fumble for my keys in the dim
parking lot. The silence in the passenger
seat is my favorite part of a double-day.
I pull into the gravel driveway, frowning
at the orange-lit room next to mine.
I knock twice on the purple door so
my baby sister knows it’s just me.
“Can you read me a bedtime story?”

The Recognitions

The pill you swallow will always be the sugar pill.

Going up, going down, both require the best shoes.

What to do with too many peaches, rubber bands, clocks, husbands,
Too many pictures of women in gardens, too many ifs,
Too many dreams where someone says “get out of my house.”

It takes a suit to make a lawyer, it takes a horse to make a cowboy.

Cherophobia: the fear of being happy.

There is only one way to make gunsmoke.

A tall woman marries a short man, she reaches for things, he tickles.

Pharmacists know the side effects of hope.

In an afternoon you can cut your hair, your nails, you can cut the crap,
The light, a trail, you can cut across, cut in, out and up.

The president of your senior class lives in poverty in New Mexico.
He’s survived being hit by a piece of space debris,
And his name is not Paul Pancake anymore.
He is a happy man.

A hospice nurse sings to a dying man.
In the morning his bed is empty,
His pillow warm, his shoes are gone.
Sing a song,
Save a life.

Spin the bottle, pick a card, don’t look back.

At night the chairs grow restless and chase the sofa.